September 12, 2003

Filthy Lies

Anthony indirectly directed me to this "report", if you can call it that. Apparently I'm supposed to be getting action here at Stage College. Joe should, too, seeing as he's at #8. I don't believe it - I mean, they also list New Brunswick, NJ, as a hot spot, and I never got nothin' from no one there.

Oh, wait, that was EAST Brunswick. Damn. Anyway this just goes to further my hesitation in getting some lady action, because there's probably always something just better up the next block. Of course, I could forego that worry by pimpin' ho's and having an entire entourage.

Wait, no, people like that don't use the word "entourage". Crap.

Time for my monthly AT journal disclaimer: I want to finish working on it, I really do, but I need to settle in first. Maybe I should start by fixing up my room.


Posted by Gene at September 12, 2003 01:40 AM

I looooooooooove those dried mangoes. Mmmmm.

(imagine the voice of Brian in that Family Guy ep where they show what he'd be like if he were neutered)

Posted by: tony at September 14, 2003 03:32 AM

But I can't eat because then I'll get fat....but it's SOOOOO good.

Posted by: gene at September 14, 2003 05:12 PM