var whichquote=Math.round(Math.random()*22)

if (whichquote<=1)
document.write('He who dies with the most toys wins.')

else if (whichquote<=2)
document.write('"Original games do not fade."')

else if (whichquote<=3)
document.write("3v3 cable BGH!")

else if (whichquote<=4)
document.write('Someone set up us the bomb')

else if (whichquote<=5)
document.write('Because there are enough useful sites out there.')

else if (whichquote<=6)
document.write("Friends don't let friends do Blogs")

else if (whichquote<=7)
document.write("Now with a low risk of sexual side effects.")

else if (whichquote<=8)
document.write("THERE IS NO SPIDEY ONLY ZUUL")

else if (whichquote<=9)
document.write("Where we believe in the Heart of the Cards")

else if (whichquote<=10)
document.write("Where real men don't drive automatics")

else if (whichquote<=11)
document.write("I blame Farhan")

else if (whichquote<=12)
document.write("Tasks: 1. BEND. 2. CHEESE IT!")

else if (whichquote<=13)
document.write("Jaffa Kree!")

else if (whichquote<=14)
document.write("Thank you Mario, but our Princess is in another website.")

else if (whichquote<=15)
document.write("3...2...1...let's jam.")

else if (whichquote<=16)
document.write("Dave's not here, man.")

else if (whichquote<=17)
document.write("Based on the novel by Robert A. Heinlein")

else if (whichquote<=18)
document.write("It's on the Internet so it must be true.")

else if (whichquote<=19)
document.write("Objects in web site are closer than they appear.")

else if (whichquote<=20)
document.write("I was the turkey ALL ALONG!")

else if (whichquote<=21)
document.write("You have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself.")

else if (whichquote<=22)
document.write("You have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself.")